Sonic wanted for kidnap

Sonic wanted for kidnap

The once cult-hero, Sonic the Hedgehog is wanted by police for questioning. He faces allegations connected to a series of kidnaps for ransom.


Close friend Knuckles commented:

"He hasn't been himself lately, we've nearly had to file for bankruptcy. The disastrous Japanese launch for Sonic Rush Adventure pushed him over the edge".

If you see Sonic, notify the local authorities immediately. Do not approach, he is known to be armed with sharp spikes and a "radical" attitude.

Hedgehogs enjoy habiting grassy areas, gardeners are reminded to exercise particular caution. Favorite foods include beetles, caterpillars and earthworms.

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Sonic Phantom said:

Okay, that is just mean to Sonic. Wii's World you should get arrested for posting. I'm mad at you.

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frogman said:

Stupid sonic. It turns out you were a stalker all this time. Justice will be served.

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Chris Bajor said:

Me too, I can't believe they would do that to the oh-so-amazing sonic of glory.

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Peach is #1 said:

He deserved it.

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insultman911 said:

Maybe it's shadow. He put on a sonic costume and started running around.

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Zendalf said:

Shut it sonic phantom, this is the coolest picture I have seen all week! Way to go for finding this kind of junk.

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Aeth said:

I'm guessing this is a joke on how poorly Sonic Rush Adventures did in Japan, I heard it only sold 1000 copies. Maybe Sonic should stick with the United States where his many fans are, everyone there knows how awesome Sonic is.

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Nintendoof said:

He... "radical".

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TinyBoy said:

HA Sonic you naughty hedgehog.

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Master Foot said:

Mr Hedgehog, I'm Chris Hanson.

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Senpai said:

Sonic is a sick pervert, I knew it, and you guys wanted him in brawl.

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wiiplayer said:

Are they serious?

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Elebot said:

What does this have to do with anything?

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Rags said:

Seriously Sonic Phantom, it's a joke, don't take it so seriously. But this made me laugh so hard, imaginary milk came out of my nose.

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DragonFoxCoon said:

Wow. Fanboys really can't take a joke, can they? Of course, they're going to ream me for calling them fanboys, so I'm going to do it as much as possible. I'm sure that if a character they didn't follow so closely were seen "kidnapping" a child, they'd be cracking jokes as fast as frogman. And don't go denying it!

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Gordi said:

I know that's just Mario dressed as Sonic making him look bad so maybe they'll disqualify him from the Olympics.

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sidkid004 said:

This is just because all of his games suck now. Have you played Sonic & the Secret Rings? Yeesh. Sonic, don't take it out on the innocent.

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Dedede said:

Idiots, this is a prank mario put on sonic for sonic and mario olympics.

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Lay-Z Boy said:

Lies, all lies! I agree with sonic phantom.

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Hero of Time said:

He got what he deserved.

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doglover said:

Are they being serious or are they just messing around?

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WIIPING FOR WII said:

Don't worry sonic, I just finished the first phoenix wright. I'll defend you in court, it was probably tails. OBJECTION.

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frogman said:

Well I guess you're right DragonFoxCoon. I've never developed an attachment to Sonic mostly because I've never played his games. Also, being a ultra Mario (probably just because of Yoshi) freak I have a natural dislike and rivalry for sonic. For all you sonic fans I apologize for the quick and considerably rude comment made about the blue hero. Had I developed a like for him I would have strongly stood up for him. If they put up something like this about Yoshi I would have greatly protested.

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insultman911 said:

Japan is picky. They only like mario and Nintendo, they don't like sega and sonic. If there's going to be copies of brawl in japan, no one is going to use sonic. Shame on you japan, but I kind of prefer mario.

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WiiNinja said:

That's OK. Sonic Rush deserved a poor rating.

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Sion said:

Wii's world, no. Not to Sonic.

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Nickhead said:

Are people starting to hate Sonic?

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pichu fan said:

Hey don't blame shadow for this.

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Ultigonio said:

Shadow is OBVIOUSLY too small to fit into a costume that large. In fact, Tails and Mario can't either. Explanation? It was Bowser.

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insultman911 said:

Probably went crazy when sonic rush did bad.

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YoshLee said:

Looks like shadows framing sonic ONCE AGAIN.

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Sonic said:

I would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for Mario.

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BonbonJoe said:

Doglover, isn't it obvious? The picture says it all.

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divinityboy said:

Sonic finally lost his mind after being in so many bad games.

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Peach is #1 said:

I think it was Eggman.

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Ima Guy said:

HA that's great. I never liked sonic anyway. He should go to jail. He should "fall down stairs" if you know what I mean.

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Cinderblock Man said:

Man, everyone took this seriously, even you guys who thought it was funny. It's just a joke. It made me laugh, it probably would have even if it was a character I liked just because it's funny.

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random person said:

Ok I've got it figured out - IT WAS PACMAN.

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SON of A Wii1-4 said:

Ha ha real funny. But it's mean, if my brother saw this he would cry, he loves sonic.

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Sonic Legend said:

Sonic would never do this! I want to speak to whoever did this right now.

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TruBlu said:

Well, fangirls like myself can take a joke. That's not the best looking Sonic costume I've seen. Nope.

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TruBlu said:

No you shut it Zandalf! He was titled the biggest Sonic fan in 2007.

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Plaugefiend said:

This some funny crap! *snickering* what's next, Pac-Man on drugs!?

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Manamy said:

HOI! If you're taking the mickey outta sonic, SEGA will need to sue you.

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sonic said:

It wasn't me, it was weresonic! I swear.

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jamie said:

You people are so stupid, in the picture it's a guy in a suit.

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Sammy said:

Yeah, but they're just messing around.

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