Real Mario is mugly
Photoshop artist Pixeloo has created an image, a vision of what real Mario would look like. It's freaky to say the least.
It's a me..
Apparently there's one of Homer Simpson on the way too.
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david k
Why make him old looking?
Tennindo
Still want a HD mario game?
Kito536
Oh my god he is hot.
Yoshi-1up
Now people know why realism isn't the best for some games.
Zebin
That is the future face of Nintendo.
Captain Jamesman
Absoulutely not. I hate this. I am sorry, but get this out of here.
Zaferina
Is gotz Nightmarz now.
Jonny
I'd hit that. With a crowbar.
Wiipaw
Actually, it's kind of cool. Do Ganondorf next! Scare the crap out of me.
Unknown
Mario in 360 graphics. Makes me glad Nintendo didn't go that road.
Meh yoyo
Two words. Heck. No.
Keranu
No real human would have eyes that large.
brinkofhumor
Actually, my dad looks pretty much like Mario, but not that bad.
Diddy Kong Lover
Still looks better than Bubsy, besides he wouldn't look that bad in HD.
jskrdude
Creepy. I'm kind of curious to see how Princess Peach would look.
Albino
It's ugly.
Plaugefiend
Even the undead will scream in terror. And they said Necromancers were horrible. "Maybe Father Nurgel gave him more chaotic powers!? If been in the warp, but this weakling gain a gods power? Chaos Gods, have betrayed me". A famous quote from The Great Abandon The Despoiler.
samus freak
Zero suit samus version?
Aeth
Let's stick with the Mario design from Galaxy and Brawl.
Master Foot
That is funny, but everyone knows that Ron Jeremy is the closest Mario look-alike. Ironically, he's anything but kid-friendly.
Senpai
I'd hit that with FIVE crowbars!
insultman911
He's not going to save the princess looking like that.
DragonFoxCoon
I can't even think of a witty remark. It's scary.
sinni800
Now I know why Nintendo doesn't go HD! Link would look sexy in HD, but MARIO!?
POWER
He makes Bowser look like a pussycat.
Ozzyopolis
I like how the humor of this is lost on some people. This image is absolutely hilarious. I bet Dr Miyamato would laugh at this.
Wii Rox
That's a pretty good idea POWER, do bowser next, this is actually kind of cool.
luwiigi
It's not too bad. It kind of reminds me of my hamster, which has been dead for 6 months.
Mr L
What the Fonz is that.
KirbyRulez
I think that is what Mario would look like in world of warcraft. I don't recall human beings having noses and eyes that big.
Bhavish
Now that looks like Mario's grand-daddy!
Jared
Photoshop has great power, terrible, but great. I'd like to see many other video game characters like this but it must take a long time to make.
Wii Freak
I saw the homer simpson one. Not as scary mario though.
Nintendoof
He doesn't have stubble.
wii fanatic
Dear gawd! Mario has been killed.