Real Mario is mugly

Photoshop artist Pixeloo has created an image, a vision of what real Mario would look like. It's freaky to say the least.


It's a me..

Apparently there's one of Homer Simpson on the way too.

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Rob Jones

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david k said:

Why make him old looking?

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Tennindo said:

Still want a HD mario game?

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Kito536 said:

Oh my god he is hot.

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Yoshi-1up said:

Now people know why realism isn't the best for some games.

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Zebin said:

That is the future face of Nintendo.

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Captain Jamesman said:

Absoulutely not. I hate this. I am sorry, but get this out of here.

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Zaferina said:

Is gotz Nightmarz now.

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Jonny said:

I'd hit that. With a crowbar.

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Wiipaw said:

Actually, it's kind of cool. Do Ganondorf next! Scare the crap out of me.

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Unknown said:

Mario in 360 graphics. Makes me glad Nintendo didn't go that road.

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Meh yoyo said:

Two words. Heck. No.

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Keranu said:

No real human would have eyes that large.

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brinkofhumor said:

Actually, my dad looks pretty much like Mario, but not that bad.

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Diddy Kong Lover said:

Still looks better than Bubsy, besides he wouldn't look that bad in HD.

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jskrdude said:

Creepy. I'm kind of curious to see how Princess Peach would look.

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Albino said:

It's ugly.

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Plaugefiend said:

Even the undead will scream in terror. And they said Necromancers were horrible. "Maybe Father Nurgel gave him more chaotic powers!? If been in the warp, but this weakling gain a gods power? Chaos Gods, have betrayed me". A famous quote from The Great Abandon The Despoiler.

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samus freak said:

Zero suit samus version?

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Aeth said:

Let's stick with the Mario design from Galaxy and Brawl.

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Master Foot said:

That is funny, but everyone knows that Ron Jeremy is the closest Mario look-alike. Ironically, he's anything but kid-friendly.

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Senpai said:

I'd hit that with FIVE crowbars!

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insultman911 said:

He's not going to save the princess looking like that.

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DragonFoxCoon said:

I can't even think of a witty remark. It's scary.

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sinni800 said:

Now I know why Nintendo doesn't go HD! Link would look sexy in HD, but MARIO!?

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POWER said:

He makes Bowser look like a pussycat.

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Ozzyopolis said:

I like how the humor of this is lost on some people. This image is absolutely hilarious. I bet Dr Miyamato would laugh at this.

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Wii Rox said:

That's a pretty good idea POWER, do bowser next, this is actually kind of cool.

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luwiigi said:

It's not too bad. It kind of reminds me of my hamster, which has been dead for 6 months.

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Mr L said:

What the Fonz is that.

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KirbyRulez said:

I think that is what Mario would look like in world of warcraft. I don't recall human beings having noses and eyes that big.

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Bhavish said:

Now that looks like Mario's grand-daddy!

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Jared said:

Photoshop has great power, terrible, but great. I'd like to see many other video game characters like this but it must take a long time to make.

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Wii Freak said:

I saw the homer simpson one. Not as scary mario though.

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Nintendoof said:

He doesn't have stubble.

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wii fanatic said:

Dear gawd! Mario has been killed.

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