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Wii-itis rife in the UK
British doctors are reporting record numbers of patients stricken down with the debilitating Wii-itis. This phenomenon is affecting at least 10 people each week. Common complaints include sore shoulders or knees after sessions with Wii Fit or Wii Sports.
Broomfield Hospital's Dev Mukerjee commented:
"There has been a 100% increase in patients complaining of Wii-itis. I've seen many patients aged between 8 and 13, I've also seen adults. It is possible that Wii-itis may lead to rheumatism and arthritis in later life, patients often have inflammation of the shoulder or wrist. People who are double-jointed are most likely to suffer from Wii-knee, and in extreme cases the kneecap can be dislocated or can even pop out".
If your kneecap has popped out, you might want to try a different technique in my medical opinion. Physicians are recommending that people stretch before getting their exercise on.
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Is this a joke?
Hmm, now Wii has a disease named after it, cool (Wii knee).
Those fools clearly played the wrong games, Super Mario Galaxy hardly requires any real movement, Brawl requires practically none and yeah.
You've got to be kidding me.
It sounds like a joke to me. But honestly, even if true, people should stretch before exercising. It's just common sense.
My friend is suffering from a Wii height, can somebody please stretch him to a decent height?
I am suffering from Wii Wii, it means since I ate that bowl of Wii'os this morning I been stuck with my almost dead laptop taking a pee inside of my bathroom. Did I mention I have a pet elephant, he did his stuff just before I got in here this morning. Jk people I think. ^o^.
Lmao, enough with the jokes, WW.
I heard something like this from a friend of mine but meh he likes Sony and tends to make up a lot of negative stuff about the Wii so this has to be a joke. Right?
Sometimes I am sore after playing Wii Boxing.