Princess Peach's press release
Since the recent publication of NPD's console sales figures, Nintendo have now issued a press release. But it's a press release with a difference, it's from Princess Peach!
"Oh my! All this attention is enough to make a girl blush!".
"As a princess I'm used to being adored, but this is just too much! I know I'm probably sounding like a broken record, but once again my friends at the NPD Group are telling me that Wii and Nintendo DS finished May as the most popular systems in the United States".
"Thank you to everyone for your wonderful support! Nintendo couldn't have made it back to the top without you. You're all Mario-caliber heroes in my book".
"Now I'm not one to brag, but some of the top games of this month happen to feature someone very pretty and popular - me! I'm talking about the super-fun Mario Party 8 and Super Paper Mario for Wii. Sure, Mario gets top billing, but from where I sit (on my throne), I'd say he's earned it. Besides, my own game on Nintendo DS, Super Princess Peach, is still selling strong, showing that a girl can do anything she puts her mind to".
"I think all my Super Princess Peach fans would have just as much fun working to earn their Big Brain Academy: Wii Degree. I'm not in that one, but don?t worry, I'm not going anywhere. Be sure to watch for me in my super-stylish soccer gear in Mario Strikers Charged, which arrives on Wii on July 30. I can't wait".
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Yamato1
I don't understand why they're delaying MSC for the 'states so long. My english friends tell me it's a great game. So why can't we play it yet?
Gonzo
Wow.
Ekaj185
That's so funny. This is going to start a fad inside game companies now.
Elementrat
Wow. Peach has a way with words. Do you think she would date me?
Captain Jamesman
Princess Peach? Oh my god! That is very cool. I'm glad she's actually giving us all support. I truly thank you Princess Peach, for I am a big fan of your games. I'm almost done with the Super Princess Peach game. I hope you make it to a sequel.
Crimson Hawk
LOL on the pic!
Jskrdude
Cool, but I'm starting to think the Nintendo CEO is going insane now.
Fire Emblem Fan 14
Um. Sure. She wants those donuts badly!
wii rox
Forget Mario Strikers. Bring on the MP3, the SSBB and the SMG (I'm not talking about sub machine gun).
Sonic Fan
Well at least she's honest. You're welcome Princess.
jr
Heh. That's funny.
BonbonJoe
I've always hated Princess Peach, I dunno why.
Stinky12694
Wii rox, there are more games than the big three, let them in your fun.
Elementrat
Ekaj185 is right. Soon Sony will be trying to think of a mascot to give "press releases". LOL "Kratos here, just wanted to tell you to buy a PS3 today! Seriosly. It's got the word PLAYSTATION on it! I don't see why you didn't buy it yet. Buy it or I will rip your head off with my bare hands! My name is Kratos and I approve this message. (Payed for by the Sony board of Failing Consoles)".
B Darius
The only game I actually want her to appear in is "Super Smash Bros. Brawl", so 3 of us can all beat her up! I can't stand Peach. She's too cocky.
me
Us lucky UK gamers already have Mario Strikers Chraged. Take it from Peach and I, you should get this game!
i need a wiieww
Mario strikers is a very good game. Problem is I totally suck at it.
wherewulf1
How dare you say that about our beautiful princess? /slap.
ganondorfrules
It's out in australia I believe.
Mr Friend
Which castle do you think she was in?
Sonic Fan
Or if the Xbox 360 Elite had a mascot. Let's say Master Chief. We know what he might say. This is Spartan 117. Or Master Chief. I have other names. Get the Elite, or I will blow Kratos head to the sky. That's all. *takes a shotgun and shoots in the head of Kratos.*.
RUSKO STAR
Peach rocks! She is the best. I hope she appears in ssbb.
Prince Mizuto
Princess peach is amazing. She'll pwn everyone. Even though I'm a boy, I'm a huge fan of you peach. Go out there and kick some *ass*.