Wii safety manual
A safety manual released in Japan warns against misuse of the Wii and outlines the hazards.
The Wiimote is not a weapon!
Be very careful not to saw off your own head.
Your Wii runs on electricity, not juice.
If you own a pacemaker, it WILL get jealous of Wiimotes.
Look after your Wii's health, do not let it smoke.
Your Wii does not require clothes.
Good luck charms may hinder your Wii's performance.
Cables are not food.
Wiimotes do not like your feet.
Don't even think about it.
Watch your finger moron.
Don't play with your Wii in the snow.
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Econo
Hahaha, those are funny. I've always liked to make fun of the warnings for the video games and systems. I've seen some pretty funny ones.
wii pwnes
Lol.
Chees502
Lol that was good.
Yoshi-1up
LOL. That's some funny stuff right there.
Grim
Wow those warnings are so bold, they really get to the point. I will never let my Wii have clothes on ever.
Me want Wii
Hahaha man that is some funny stuff.
Darby
Nintendo is at it again. You should see the ones for the DS!
Elementrat
Hehe are these parodies or actual parts of the manual? I can't tell, those Japanese have a completely different style from us Americans. Good one, humor is one of the many reasons I love Wiis world. Remember kids, the Wiimote is NOT a weapon!
Zelda-dude
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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Killer Ape
You crazy Japanese people.
Crimson Demon
HA he got hit in the face with the Wii remote!
LOZfan
The first one was true but the rest was pretty funny.
Smoke
I lol'd.
theDancingPenguin
Have you guys ever even been Wii blocking? You just sit on a Wii and slide down a snowy hill. It's the most fun you can have without plugging it in!
DragonFoxCoon
Wait! Can it fly?
Mike
Lol it's basically giving some crazy kids some ideas to destroy their Wiis.
Owlboy
That snowman looks PISSED!
Ekaj185
Ohh man, I wouldn't have laughed if those words weren't there. LoL.
quartzlcc
XD That was great.
Wii Freak
I agree, that's really funny.
Sonic Fan
That was funny and yet stupid at the same time.
Wii-Worshiper
Haha that was nice, very nice.
i need a wii...eww
Rofl that's great, best one is don't let your Wii smoke.
Master Foot
Thanks for the warning Nintendo! I already lost a finger!
Jrapocalypse
(Watch your finger moron) that was great, I love the japs sense of humor!
Scooby!_Jew
Heh, nice. I can't believe they say the Japanese have a superior education, yet they need to know things like "Wiimotes don't like your feet" and that they're only weapons in virtual life, not real life. I hate stereotype!
wii-mote dude
Hey, wait! What if you drop it off a twenty-story building? What would that do?
Wiipaw!
DARE would be proud.
Gary The Snail
Who does that? They were FUNNY! (Bu.. Bu.. But I like to eat cables).
i need a wii...eww
Lol, those were great, but for the first one you should have put "yes, I know we all hate nerds, but we don't need to go that far".
Gummii Bear
Aww, I live in Alaska and I won't be able to put clothes on my Wii. It will freeze to death. Poor Wii. Please take a minute to mourn for my Wii.
WiiTarded
The finger one was totally funny.