Sonic wanted for kidnap
The once cult-hero, Sonic the Hedgehog is wanted by police for questioning. He faces allegations connected to a series of kidnaps for ransom.
Close friend Knuckles commented:
"He hasn't been himself lately, we've nearly had to file for bankruptcy. The disastrous Japanese launch for Sonic Rush Adventure pushed him over the edge".
If you see Sonic, notify the local authorities immediately. Do not approach, he is known to be armed with sharp spikes and a "radical" attitude.
Hedgehogs enjoy habiting grassy areas, gardeners are reminded to exercise particular caution. Favorite foods include beetles, caterpillars and earthworms.
Posts
Sonic Phantom
Okay, that is just mean to Sonic. Wii's World you should get arrested for posting. I'm mad at you.
frogman
Stupid sonic. It turns out you were a stalker all this time. Justice will be served.
Chris Bajor
Me too, I can't believe they would do that to the oh-so-amazing sonic of glory.
Peach is #1
He deserved it.
insultman911
Maybe it's shadow. He put on a sonic costume and started running around.
Zendalf
Shut it sonic phantom, this is the coolest picture I have seen all week! Way to go for finding this kind of junk.
Aeth
I'm guessing this is a joke on how poorly Sonic Rush Adventures did in Japan, I heard it only sold 1000 copies. Maybe Sonic should stick with the United States where his many fans are, everyone there knows how awesome Sonic is.
Nintendoof
He... "radical".
TinyBoy
HA Sonic you naughty hedgehog.
Master Foot
Mr Hedgehog, I'm Chris Hanson.
Senpai
Sonic is a sick pervert, I knew it, and you guys wanted him in brawl.
wiiplayer
Are they serious?
Elebot
What does this have to do with anything?
Rags
Seriously Sonic Phantom, it's a joke, don't take it so seriously. But this made me laugh so hard, imaginary milk came out of my nose.
DragonFoxCoon
Wow. Fanboys really can't take a joke, can they? Of course, they're going to ream me for calling them fanboys, so I'm going to do it as much as possible. I'm sure that if a character they didn't follow so closely were seen "kidnapping" a child, they'd be cracking jokes as fast as frogman. And don't go denying it!
Gordi
I know that's just Mario dressed as Sonic making him look bad so maybe they'll disqualify him from the Olympics.
sidkid004
This is just because all of his games suck now. Have you played Sonic & the Secret Rings? Yeesh. Sonic, don't take it out on the innocent.
Dedede
Idiots, this is a prank mario put on sonic for sonic and mario olympics.
Lay-Z Boy
Lies, all lies! I agree with sonic phantom.
Hero of Time
He got what he deserved.
doglover
Are they being serious or are they just messing around?
WIIPING FOR WII
Don't worry sonic, I just finished the first phoenix wright. I'll defend you in court, it was probably tails. OBJECTION.
frogman
Well I guess you're right DragonFoxCoon. I've never developed an attachment to Sonic mostly because I've never played his games. Also, being a ultra Mario (probably just because of Yoshi) freak I have a natural dislike and rivalry for sonic. For all you sonic fans I apologize for the quick and considerably rude comment made about the blue hero. Had I developed a like for him I would have strongly stood up for him. If they put up something like this about Yoshi I would have greatly protested.
insultman911
Japan is picky. They only like mario and Nintendo, they don't like sega and sonic. If there's going to be copies of brawl in japan, no one is going to use sonic. Shame on you japan, but I kind of prefer mario.
WiiNinja
That's OK. Sonic Rush deserved a poor rating.
Sion
Wii's world, no. Not to Sonic.
Nickhead
Are people starting to hate Sonic?
pichu fan
Hey don't blame shadow for this.
Ultigonio
Shadow is OBVIOUSLY too small to fit into a costume that large. In fact, Tails and Mario can't either. Explanation? It was Bowser.
insultman911
Probably went crazy when sonic rush did bad.
YoshLee
Looks like shadows framing sonic ONCE AGAIN.
Sonic
I would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for Mario.
BonbonJoe
Doglover, isn't it obvious? The picture says it all.
divinityboy
Sonic finally lost his mind after being in so many bad games.
Peach is #1
I think it was Eggman.
Ima Guy
HA that's great. I never liked sonic anyway. He should go to jail. He should "fall down stairs" if you know what I mean.
Cinderblock Man
Man, everyone took this seriously, even you guys who thought it was funny. It's just a joke. It made me laugh, it probably would have even if it was a character I liked just because it's funny.
random person
Ok I've got it figured out - IT WAS PACMAN.
SON of A Wii1-4
Ha ha real funny. But it's mean, if my brother saw this he would cry, he loves sonic.
Sonic Legend
Sonic would never do this! I want to speak to whoever did this right now.
TruBlu
Well, fangirls like myself can take a joke. That's not the best looking Sonic costume I've seen. Nope.
TruBlu
No you shut it Zandalf! He was titled the biggest Sonic fan in 2007.
Plaugefiend
This some funny crap! *snickering* what's next, Pac-Man on drugs!?
Manamy
HOI! If you're taking the mickey outta sonic, SEGA will need to sue you.