Wii safety manual

A safety manual released in Japan warns against misuse of the Wii and outlines the hazards.

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The Wiimote is not a weapon!

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Be very careful not to saw off your own head.

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Your Wii runs on electricity, not juice.

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If you own a pacemaker, it WILL get jealous of Wiimotes.

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Look after your Wii's health, do not let it smoke.

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Your Wii does not require clothes.

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Good luck charms may hinder your Wii's performance.

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Cables are not food.

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Wiimotes do not like your feet.

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Don't even think about it.

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Watch your finger moron.

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Don't play with your Wii in the snow.

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Econo said:

Hahaha, those are funny. I've always liked to make fun of the warnings for the video games and systems. I've seen some pretty funny ones.

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wii pwnes said:

Lol.

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Chees502 said:

Lol that was good.

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Yoshi-1up said:

LOL. That's some funny stuff right there.

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Grim said:

Wow those warnings are so bold, they really get to the point. I will never let my Wii have clothes on ever.

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Me want Wii said:

Hahaha man that is some funny stuff.

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Darby said:

Nintendo is at it again. You should see the ones for the DS!

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Elementrat said:

Hehe are these parodies or actual parts of the manual? I can't tell, those Japanese have a completely different style from us Americans. Good one, humor is one of the many reasons I love Wiis world. Remember kids, the Wiimote is NOT a weapon!

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Zelda-dude said:

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! .

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Killer Ape said:

You crazy Japanese people.

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Crimson Demon said:

HA he got hit in the face with the Wii remote!

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LOZfan said:

The first one was true but the rest was pretty funny.

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Smoke said:

I lol'd.

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theDancingPenguin said:

Have you guys ever even been Wii blocking? You just sit on a Wii and slide down a snowy hill. It's the most fun you can have without plugging it in!

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DragonFoxCoon said:

Wait! Can it fly?

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Mike said:

Lol it's basically giving some crazy kids some ideas to destroy their Wiis.

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Owlboy said:

That snowman looks PISSED!

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Ekaj185 said:

Ohh man, I wouldn't have laughed if those words weren't there. LoL.

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quartzlcc said:

XD That was great.

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Wii Freak said:

I agree, that's really funny.

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Sonic Fan said:

That was funny and yet stupid at the same time.

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Wii-Worshiper said:

Haha that was nice, very nice.

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i need a wii...eww said:

Rofl that's great, best one is don't let your Wii smoke.

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Master Foot said:

Thanks for the warning Nintendo! I already lost a finger!

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Jrapocalypse said:

(Watch your finger moron) that was great, I love the japs sense of humor!

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Scooby!_Jew said:

Heh, nice. I can't believe they say the Japanese have a superior education, yet they need to know things like "Wiimotes don't like your feet" and that they're only weapons in virtual life, not real life. I hate stereotype!

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wii-mote dude said:

Hey, wait! What if you drop it off a twenty-story building? What would that do?

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Wiipaw! said:

DARE would be proud.

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Gary The Snail said:

Who does that? They were FUNNY! (Bu.. Bu.. But I like to eat cables).

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i need a wii...eww said:

Lol, those were great, but for the first one you should have put "yes, I know we all hate nerds, but we don't need to go that far".

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Gummii Bear said:

Aww, I live in Alaska and I won't be able to put clothes on my Wii. It will freeze to death. Poor Wii. Please take a minute to mourn for my Wii.

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WiiTarded said:

The finger one was totally funny.

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Ur mum said:

Darn I was planning on sawing my head off

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