MadWorld xmas poem

MadWorld xmas poem

In some kind of PR stunt, Sega has sent out this Christmassy poem in the style of MadWorld.

Twas a night before DeathWatch, when all through downtown
Not a person was stirring, since being stomped to the ground.
The bodies were hung on the rosebushes with care,
In hopes that more enemies would soon appear.

Jack was nestled all snug in his bed,
While visions of beating hearts danced in his head;
Jack with a sign post, the Bull in a tire wrap,
Impaled and put down for a long winters nap.

When out at the train station there arose such a splatter,
Everyone ran to see what was the matter.
Towards the commotion, they flew like a flash,
A game show was announced, winners paid cash.

The moon in the breast of the newly-fallen blood-stained snow,
Gave the luster of mid-day to environmental weapons below.
When, what to my wondering dark eyes should sit
But a chainsaw, a spiked bat and daggers! OH S#!%

How do you rate Sega as wordsmiths?

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Rob Jones

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Diddy Kong Lover said:

Whoa! Did anyone see that coming?


robotninjapirate said:

Loved the ending.


It's me, the Wii said:

Ha ha the end was FTW.

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